Realizing that all those animals really wanted to kill all those people. Except for the manatee. He was just being silly.
The manitee was lazy lol.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
Someone told me I should sell my eggs I was like no one gets to experience part of me and not have me there. You don’t get a cute baby with a odd personality and not have me.
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 11:35pmThat was all.
Maybe when he gets to Idaho he will be able to talk to me more.
I legitimately thought of this like two days ago.

Mackenzie, look what you did.
You made me look at this website.
Now I want everything space theme.
EFF YOU.
yesss
- Me: oh thats cute
- : *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
I hope I get a call from my husband. I miss him.
A Toast… To Leonardo DiCaprio.
Here! Here!
If I go to Hollywood, Im going to keep two toasting glasses and if I see Leo I am taking a photo with him toasting! and maybe I will grab his butt I dunno.


