These damn children need to get the fuck off my porch and stop playing under my fucking air conditioner.
I kinda hope it falls on them.

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and my heart broke into a million piece barley stitched together by I love you’s

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So Im sitting here, scrolling through facebook..

Seeing pictures of babies, baby showers, pregnant women, and thinking of all the “baby” talk that has been spewed my way over the last few months and I’ve come to some what of a realization.

I think the part of me that seems “motherly” is really me, I guess you could say me being “in love” with the thought of having a baby with complete selfish intentions. I want a baby shower because I could throw a party… I could get gifts and use ideas from pinterest for a sweet party. I have super awesome idea for a baby announcement and I really just want to revel in that glory of a creative idea not so much the “YAY IM HAVING A BABY”.

I see all those neat things to do with kids, craft wise and party wise, and lets me honest I love me a good party and decorating its kind of my favorite.

I think my “want” for children is completely based upon selfish thinking.

Which im sure this post will find its way to my husband… and that will end with a some what argument. But at least I’m being truthful and getting a grasp of what is going on in my head every day, every time someone mentions a baby, every time I get asked “when are you having a kid?”, every time I see pictures, and Every time someone tells me “you will change your mind”.

Im just happy I can admit that I am solely selfish on this thought. I am proud of myself for being able to call it like it is and admit to my faults.

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Rally of KELBY on tumblr, holla

We all female.
No boys allowed!

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A serious girl, when she finds someone who calms her spirit and quiets her busy thoughts, will love you so fiercely, it will defy even her own logic and reasoning.

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  • itskelbyyoGreat name luv 😘
  • Yours is pretty awesome too!

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Follow all the KELBY’S

LOL

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Oh im also sick of people with kids telling me

" you cant really say anything because you dont have kids"

How about you dont get to be an asshole because you have them.
Dont disregard my words because I dont have a fucking child.

God damn it.
Nothing pisses me off more.

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