wreckedsailboats:

When girls are so threatened by me that they insist on sending me photos of themselves from my male friends’ snapchats…

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hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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Cats woke me up at 517am

I didnt have to be up until 5 minutes from now.
Kill me.

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  • #support the troops #milso #america #yellow ribbon #perfectly posh #gender bender #soap #donate #flag #army #national guard
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my-wayward-shawn:

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dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

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