When girls are so threatened by me that they insist on sending me photos of themselves from my male friends’ snapchats…
I didnt have to be up until 5 minutes from now.
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
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