peaceloveandtattooink:

Realizing that all those animals really wanted to kill all those people. Except for the manatee. He was just being silly.

The manitee was lazy lol.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 11:39pm

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

Someone told me I should sell my eggs I was like no one gets to experience part of me and not have me there. You don’t get a cute baby with a odd personality and not have me.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 11:35pm
Zach was able to text me good night.

That was all.
Maybe when he gets to Idaho he will be able to talk to me more.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 11:32pm
Time to make myself sleepy.

Good night.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 11:01pm

I legitimately thought of this like two days ago.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 10:36pm
Mackenzie, look what you did.You made me look at this website.Now I want everything space theme.EFF YOU.

Mackenzie, look what you did.
You made me look at this website.
Now I want everything space theme.
EFF YOU.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 10:20pm

yesss

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 09:54pm
  • Me: oh thats cute
  • : *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 09:46pm
Waiting for PLL to come on because I missed the first half hour of it earlier.

I hope I get a call from my husband. I miss him.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 09:44pm

malfaro:

imwithkanye:

A Toast… To Leonardo DiCaprio.

Here! Here!

If I go to Hollywood, Im going to keep two toasting glasses and if I see Leo I am taking a photo with him toasting! and maybe I will grab his butt I dunno.

Tuesday Jun 18 @ 09:42pm
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